NEW YORK, NY — Following their harrowing, fast-paced journalism that ended up being wrong regarding the gender of Charlie Kirk’s killer, The Wall Street Journal has doubled down on their heroic anti-trans rhetoric, stating they have been given “undeniable proof” that trans people are close to developing weapons of mass destruction.

“They have been close to creating these weapons for years now,” one of their sources claimed, who requested anonymity. “We estimate they are just a few weeks away from a fully functional nuclear arsenal.”

Trans people, who are inherently pitted against the United States, have been outspoken about the Wall Street Journal and its coverage of the public execution of Kirk. They believe that it was “unjust attacks with no fact-checking.” This time, we’re glad to know that the WSJ have a source for this obviously true claim.

“Something has to be done about these evil, evil people,” Republican politician Nancy Mace said, donning her white cloak and sharpening a wooden pike. “Trans people must be stopped from the harm they have done to our nation.”