PRAGUE, CZECH REPUBLIC — In what their lawyers have called a “sound of body and mind” decision, CGE, creators of the Codenames board game, have decided to announce a new variation of their game centered around a book series associated with the game’s antitheses: a lack of critical thinking skills.

“Get ready to put your liberal guilt aside again and whisk yourself back into the creatively bankrupt world of Harry Potter,” the company’s announcement post said. “Inspired by the money of JK Rowling, this unique twist on an old favorite is sure to cater to your unwavering support of not having a spine or social awareness or any desire to move past middle school.”

The box is set to release with an instruction booklet that simply says “There is no cooperation in this game. The other players are sworn to the dark arts, and your only goal is to suppress or eliminate them by carefully transve-I mean, investigating their cards thoroughly.”

Rowling, who stands to profit from this in every way, will do what she always has done with the money: reinvest it into the capitalist machine which crushes the little rainbow bugs that initially enjoyed her books to begin with.

“I’ll buy it secondhand online,” one Threads account said, not long after calling Marjorie Taylor Greene a man in a wig as a really sick burn. “It’s not like she’ll profit from me that way.”