Cunty Regirock with a Handbag seen alongside other lesser celebrities in the hall of the Metropolitan Museum of Art in Manhattan.
Cunty Regirock is sure to make waves in this year’s Met Gala, a celebrity staple that has been waning in public interest.

METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART, MANHATTAN — Bringing with her one of the biggest outpours of excitement the Met Gala has seen since the guy from Invincible put on nails and lash extensions, it has been announced by her team that Cunty Regirock with a Handbag will be making her debut appearance at this year’s Met Gala.

Cunty, who hasn’t been seen since last year’s expedition with Regice Spice, in which they were on a mission to help teach blind children Braille, is expected to arrive on scene with her newest partner, Flint And Registeel, in a relationship that many have said is “hard to decode.”

It is unknown what Cunty Regirock with a Handbag will be wearing to the Met Gala, but rest assured, her Lillipup will almost certainly be accompanying her.

“We know Cunty Regirock, we know her character,” said one reporter associated with the Postgender Post. “And we know two things: she’ll be cunty, and she’ll have a handbag.”

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