FORT WORTH, TX — In case you missed the developing stories regarding everyone’s favorite tech billionaire and the lovable mascot of the southern chain, we’ve got the full scoop for you all in one, convenient place.

Early this week, not long after Zuckerberg’s announcement of changes regarding Meta’s policies on policing content on their platforms, Zuckerberg was photographed holding hands and walking into an Outback Steakhouse in Fort Worth with his counterpart, the Buc-ee’s beaver. This was the first time they’d been seen out in the open together since Zuckerberg’s unplanned trip to Gaza, where he personally put down a couple of struggling Palestinian children.

Until this week, there were rumors that the two weren’t even together anymore, but after their lovely dinner, paparazzi followed the loving couple to a nearby park, where they had “very rough sex” on top of an anti-homeless bench.

“It was very rough,” Zuckerberg recalled in a sit-down interview. “But needless to say, it was a long time coming.”

Then, on Wednesday, the couple were photographed headed into the nearest Planned Parenthood, notably not holding hands. There were tears on the tech CEO’s eyes both on entry and exit.

“It’s a sobering experience to family plan with your significant other,” he said to our reporter. “The pregnancy almost ruined us.”

Zuckerberg maintains that it was a mutual agreement to get the abortion, which he wouldn’t stop calling a “buc-ee-bortion,” but still does not harbor any positive feelings toward women and the struggles they go through.

Now, early Thursday morning, Zuckerberg posted one of those weird, uncanny photos of himself staring directly at the camera, with the Buc-ee’s beaver right behind him, embracing him. It seems the lovely couple has found solid ground again, and we’re so happy for them.

It’s moments like these that contextualize and humanize the most powerful people on Earth that are looking to destroy and reshape our lives according to their will. And, maybe in the future, we’ll finally see what a lizard-beaver hybrid baby looks like.