PHOENIX, AZ — Another day, another disappointment for the new modern couple, as millions of trans women across the world have tried–and failed–to get pregnant. Is it all for naught?

One scientist in the Department of Embryology at the University of Phoenix seems to offer some hope for trans women everywhere.

“Yes,” Dr. Manovich, the lead researcher in the studies happening at the university, said, “we are seeing that more and more, trans women are [getting pregnant]. It’s an exciting time for society.”

When asked about methodology, the doctor gave a smile. “We’re seeing it in so many different ways, and different positions. It’s essentially the same as any cis [pregnancy].”

Though some of his comments raised questions, like stating that it didn’t matter if the woman had a neovagina or not, or that “strap-ons were just as effective as the real deal,” the results of the university’s work was apparently very clear: “[Getting trans women pregnant] is an every day occurrence. I’ve personally [gotten two trans women pregnant].”

His colleagues at the University of Phoenix, however, had other things to say.

“That creep?” a coworker said, talking of Dr. Manovich. “Is that the way he put it? I mean, he always talks about [trans women getting pregnant], but them actually getting pregnant? I find that hard to believe. I thought it was more of a fetishist idea of his.”

“I’ve never heard of this man in my life,” the dean of the college said. “And we don’t have a department of embryology. Where did you hear about this?”

It would appear things are less than conclusive for the studies, although Dr. Manovich seems to think the future looks bright. Keep on trying, ladies. If the doctor’s words are to be believed, it’s bound to happen soon.

AUTHOR’S UPDATE:

It would appear that the phrases “getting pregnant” and “being bred” are not as interchangeable as Dr. Manovich had made it seem. I would like to apologize for the confusion that many of our readers brought forward to me. Three more minutes of research has shown that Dr. Manovich is actually a sex pest and is not associated with the university in any way. At least for now, it is inconclusive if trans women can get pregnant.